when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
I need more quads, more tattoos, more sleep, more money, more time and less bodyfat.
(Source: halfguardaroundtheworld, via stayy0ungandwild)
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
(Source: bootyjezus, via thisboythatgirl)